Post by B on Jul 10, 2007 4:18:08 GMT -5
((I recently visited a board on Neopets where they were showing off some really stupid intros. I'm going to post a few. If you have any feel free to post. XD))
Name: Karen
Age: Who cares?
Gender: F
Body: Hoot
H Color: Pink
E Color: Hot pink
OutFit: Pink
Anything else? She is the beztest girl ever! Every boi loves her and all he girls r jelpus of her
((o.o.. Wow... Major get-the-hell-outta-my-rpage here.))
A horse stood looking out in the distance. She was a mare who was black. She had brown fur. The horse took a few steps forwards. The horse was half stallion/ mustang.
((Heh.))
The beautiful gypsy danced beautifuly, her dark hair swishing beautifuly in front of her beautiful grey eyes. She had perfect tanned skin, and was beautiful. the music she was beautifuly dancing on was beautiful, and she parted her lips and burst into beautiful song. All the men in the vilage were captivatd by he beauty, and they watched her in amazement at her beauty. Suddenly, she gave them a eautiful smile, and some fainted from her beauty. Stopping, she said, in a beautiful voice My name is Saphirra, and her name was beautiful, and the men gave her beautiful flowers because of her beauty.
((Well isn't that just fantabulous!?))
Marc was vary wounded. He had 12 arrows in his back. Hoping his next step would be his last, because he would rather die then suffer like this. He saw a woman up ahead hoping that she would help him.
((Wouldn't he be dead?... And why is he asking for help if he WANTS to die?))
Name: Richa
Age: Who cares? She can by her age
Hair: Lyke butiful
I: Pink wit blu tint
Outfitl: Butiful
Other: she is lyk totly rich and prfect nuthin is rong wit her. She is the beztest grl eva and if u pla as boi u HAVE 2 fall in luv wit he. If u a grl u hav 2 fall in luv wit hers she is lyke SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool.
((Something tells me the person made this one up for attention...))
Lipe: Hi mom
Mom: Hi Lipe.... The coolest boy eva wants to marry you!
Lipe: Who
Mom: Josh
Lipe: WOW! I am so lucky and perfect for this!
((Poor Josh. =/))
Name: Bob
Likes: Bob
Age: Bob
Height: Bob
Weight: Bob
Age: BOBBIER!
((Need I comment?))
Minoru Kokubunji:
Age:19
personality: Kind, Sweet,
iS A HALF CAT DEMON
Yumi Kokubunji
Age: 15
Personality: Sweet, Minoru's little sister
Is a half cat demon
((Inbreeding is not good for the current gene pools... Or so said the person who posted this. I find it hilarious.))
Rules:
No gals
Bois only
Gals will get shot LMAO!
Have Fun
((...Yeah...))
Okay my name is Chi.I have long black hair that goes to th waist.i also have just came to the Hiden Leaf village.I'm are somewhat skinny w/ brown eyes.Oh by the way I'm 13.And have an awsome sword named Azorwath.
((That's is an awestomeliness sword. o.O))
My name is San. I came from the Uchia clan, I survived with Sasuke. He is cute anx we will get married, I have pink hair and brown eyes. My sister is Sakura and MY brothers are Naruto and Sasuke.
((Once again... No commento..))
name nina
status a ninja
((Isn't this just a sexy intro?))
name zenkai
male
same age as sasuke
is mysterious and naver talks to anyone
thinks no 1 likes him
is really fast
((Emo ninja. o.o; ))
((ooc- I am here!!PPing Gming?? Whats that? Lol))Name: Kitten
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: *it changes wit' her mood*
Personality: Funny, nice, and stupid at times.
((The first sentence isn't mine. I assume the "roleplayer" was talking in ooc. And hah... Another lovely intro.))
A girl of twelve sat on a bench (the bench sakura sat in when she was about to kiss sasuke (naruto as sasuke)) just staring at the sky. The girl had blonde, shoulder length hair which swayed along with the wind. Her sapphire blue eyes glimmered slightly as it reflected the sun's light. Her skin was fair, peach colored and was soft like rose petals, and her lips were a slight glossy pink.
(Ok, not supurbly bad but went a bit in-depth... XD)
Name: Shirka, the secret weapon of death
Age: 11
Eyes: Pure white of the Byakugan
Color of skin: white
Color of hair: brown, short for looking like a boy
Demon name: wolf of vampirism
((11 year old death machine on the loose. Everyone keep their hands and feet in their houses at all times. o.O))
Name: John johnstinburgsteinsmithhousen III
Gender: Confused
Weight: 5 centimeters
Height: 107 lbs
Eye Color: Male
Hair bald, goes down to china, pigtails. He is the only one who can see his hair
Clothes: 7 sandals glued to his face for good luck, his hair covers his body
Powers: To make everybody believe it is not butter.
((The person was obviously not being seriously but I cracked up from reading this. And yes.. Sadly.. I could pronounce his last name.))
Eye Color: Male
((The person who posted this must not have posted the full intro (obviously) but wow... I wish I had a male eye color. o.O))
Name: tuki(means 'cute' in japanes)
looks: shes been injested with tanoocy dna but isa still rlly nice and stuff
other: her parents died in a bad fire and some1 murderd them but not her bcuz she wz 2 cut.
((......?))
name;magma age;just turned 10.type;full wolf demon.look;black hair to mid back.red eyes.weres;black kimono shirt and black mini skirt.other;she hates her mother,ayame.she is hard to get along with and has a big attitude.
((A ten year old demon in a skirt with emo problems... And hah.. Ayame... Sounds like Ayami.. XD))
Name: female
Age: male
gender: male
eyes: female
teeth: white female pearls
((I don't know why I decided to add this one for it isn't even funny, just disgustingly retarded.))
Name: blue with yellow polka dots
color: Cupcake
age: no
eyes: has a red black ey and a blue red one
gender: mop
rival: applesauce
((According to the poster this was supposed to be a wolf rp... Wow............. Applesauce is evil though. >.>)
A casual, walking pace. Normal, if not worn-out clothes ruffling aside the wind. Hands resting lazily in his pockets, and occasionally glancing from side to side, as if he were searching for somebody within this busy section of town. Seemed like your typical 14-year-old boy. Until, of course, you caught a look at his face: An everlasting smile could be immediately noticed, his eyes reacting in a curved manner. Not exactly an unpleasant smile, mind you, but it didn't quite seem to ever dissapear. Whether the situation was joyous or grim, a grin always seemed to fall upon his face. Hell, it was even creepy at times. If you were to stare at the odd feature for long enough, you might noticed the wakizashi (A type of Japanese short sword) sheathed, semi-noticeably, at his side Which, for his age, wasn't exactly usual. A kodachi was also sheathed somewhere within his shirt, though concealed. Carrying about two weapons would obviously attract unneeded attention. So maybe the boy seemed a lil' out-of-place, and his usually calm 'n lazy demeanor didn't exactly help blend him into society much either. But hey, no questions asked, no trouble, right?
((Sorry for posting the whole thing but one thing caught my eye. "Everlasting smile" I think his character is from Walmart. XD The main focus on this is apparantly is the plagiarism from a show called Bleach.))
He could hear a vampire aura as well. He could tell if one was lieing, if they where hidding something, or anything from there voice. He knew almost everything about a person, by there voice. It was a trick, one that made his life easy. One that made hunting easy.
He shifted, pushing himself from the lamp-post. He walked forward, his hunger dripping inside him. The boys name, Nero. -done-
((Uh... huh........... Rrriiiight....))
my characters mother died due to a domestic fight with her husband and the dad died several years later on a hunting trip. buy then my character was 16 so it didn't really matter lol.
((Wow...Must be an ooc post.. But still... Wow..))
his clothes are exactly like his father's only smaller his father dosen't spend time with him, he threaten's to run away if his father continues to only train his own students and not spend any time with his own son me
((Many questionable things, first off. "son me"? Whaat? Second, why would he be wearing what his father wears when he obviously dislikes him? Stupid. XD))
Name: Stuart Pot
Age: 16
Skin: Caucasian
Accent: British
Eyes: He has two permanant black eyes due to getting in a car crash and getting slammed on a sidewalk. His irises in his eyes are blue though.
Weight: Lean
Hair: Blue. Genitic Demutation.
Personality: Nice and polite, but can be stubborn at times.
((Wow.. Just... Wow..))
As she ran through her home crying about nothingness, her belches were filled with laughing as she cryed at her laughing self. Sh ran away away.
As she jumped through the school window, kicking the teacher's notebook out of his hand. The notebook went flying and splatted on the wall like the bug it is. The 11 year old died on her desk dramaticly due to lack of sleps
((This one is so hilariously stupid. Makes me want to make a randomness roleplay like a long time ago. =3))
As he prepared for the eatings, he screamed about bubbles. he ran in circles as she beat the buble s with a hammer eating pupet. His cat yelled: "get back to work11! time is monny!1!!1! as he ate a bucket of shrimp under the banana peel of joyous bouncing. She tapped and snaped and mopped the f;oer as she at him.
((Apparantly another lovely highschool roleplay intro... XD))
((In conclusion... You have to love illiterates. People shouldn't complain about them rather appreciate their ability to make people laugh... Insultingly or not. Feel free to post other stupid posts you've seen. Unfortunately I deleted the one Jillian sent me about the wolf but maybe she'll post it when she comes back. Well Terry, here's a little something to consume your boredness for at least an hour. This took me a bit to put together since I had to go through a largely spammed board... But here ya go. ^_^))
Name: Karen
Age: Who cares?
Gender: F
Body: Hoot
H Color: Pink
E Color: Hot pink
OutFit: Pink
Anything else? She is the beztest girl ever! Every boi loves her and all he girls r jelpus of her
((o.o.. Wow... Major get-the-hell-outta-my-rpage here.))
A horse stood looking out in the distance. She was a mare who was black. She had brown fur. The horse took a few steps forwards. The horse was half stallion/ mustang.
((Heh.))
The beautiful gypsy danced beautifuly, her dark hair swishing beautifuly in front of her beautiful grey eyes. She had perfect tanned skin, and was beautiful. the music she was beautifuly dancing on was beautiful, and she parted her lips and burst into beautiful song. All the men in the vilage were captivatd by he beauty, and they watched her in amazement at her beauty. Suddenly, she gave them a eautiful smile, and some fainted from her beauty. Stopping, she said, in a beautiful voice My name is Saphirra, and her name was beautiful, and the men gave her beautiful flowers because of her beauty.
((Well isn't that just fantabulous!?))
Marc was vary wounded. He had 12 arrows in his back. Hoping his next step would be his last, because he would rather die then suffer like this. He saw a woman up ahead hoping that she would help him.
((Wouldn't he be dead?... And why is he asking for help if he WANTS to die?))
Name: Richa
Age: Who cares? She can by her age
Hair: Lyke butiful
I: Pink wit blu tint
Outfitl: Butiful
Other: she is lyk totly rich and prfect nuthin is rong wit her. She is the beztest grl eva and if u pla as boi u HAVE 2 fall in luv wit he. If u a grl u hav 2 fall in luv wit hers she is lyke SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool.
((Something tells me the person made this one up for attention...))
Lipe: Hi mom
Mom: Hi Lipe.... The coolest boy eva wants to marry you!
Lipe: Who
Mom: Josh
Lipe: WOW! I am so lucky and perfect for this!
((Poor Josh. =/))
Name: Bob
Likes: Bob
Age: Bob
Height: Bob
Weight: Bob
Age: BOBBIER!
((Need I comment?))
Minoru Kokubunji:
Age:19
personality: Kind, Sweet,
iS A HALF CAT DEMON
Yumi Kokubunji
Age: 15
Personality: Sweet, Minoru's little sister
Is a half cat demon
((Inbreeding is not good for the current gene pools... Or so said the person who posted this. I find it hilarious.))
Rules:
No gals
Bois only
Gals will get shot LMAO!
Have Fun
((...Yeah...))
Okay my name is Chi.I have long black hair that goes to th waist.i also have just came to the Hiden Leaf village.I'm are somewhat skinny w/ brown eyes.Oh by the way I'm 13.And have an awsome sword named Azorwath.
((That's is an awestomeliness sword. o.O))
My name is San. I came from the Uchia clan, I survived with Sasuke. He is cute anx we will get married, I have pink hair and brown eyes. My sister is Sakura and MY brothers are Naruto and Sasuke.
((Once again... No commento..))
name nina
status a ninja
((Isn't this just a sexy intro?))
name zenkai
male
same age as sasuke
is mysterious and naver talks to anyone
thinks no 1 likes him
is really fast
((Emo ninja. o.o; ))
((ooc- I am here!!PPing Gming?? Whats that? Lol))Name: Kitten
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: *it changes wit' her mood*
Personality: Funny, nice, and stupid at times.
((The first sentence isn't mine. I assume the "roleplayer" was talking in ooc. And hah... Another lovely intro.))
A girl of twelve sat on a bench (the bench sakura sat in when she was about to kiss sasuke (naruto as sasuke)) just staring at the sky. The girl had blonde, shoulder length hair which swayed along with the wind. Her sapphire blue eyes glimmered slightly as it reflected the sun's light. Her skin was fair, peach colored and was soft like rose petals, and her lips were a slight glossy pink.
(Ok, not supurbly bad but went a bit in-depth... XD)
Name: Shirka, the secret weapon of death
Age: 11
Eyes: Pure white of the Byakugan
Color of skin: white
Color of hair: brown, short for looking like a boy
Demon name: wolf of vampirism
((11 year old death machine on the loose. Everyone keep their hands and feet in their houses at all times. o.O))
Name: John johnstinburgsteinsmithhousen III
Gender: Confused
Weight: 5 centimeters
Height: 107 lbs
Eye Color: Male
Hair bald, goes down to china, pigtails. He is the only one who can see his hair
Clothes: 7 sandals glued to his face for good luck, his hair covers his body
Powers: To make everybody believe it is not butter.
((The person was obviously not being seriously but I cracked up from reading this. And yes.. Sadly.. I could pronounce his last name.))
Eye Color: Male
((The person who posted this must not have posted the full intro (obviously) but wow... I wish I had a male eye color. o.O))
Name: tuki(means 'cute' in japanes)
looks: shes been injested with tanoocy dna but isa still rlly nice and stuff
other: her parents died in a bad fire and some1 murderd them but not her bcuz she wz 2 cut.
((......?))
name;magma age;just turned 10.type;full wolf demon.look;black hair to mid back.red eyes.weres;black kimono shirt and black mini skirt.other;she hates her mother,ayame.she is hard to get along with and has a big attitude.
((A ten year old demon in a skirt with emo problems... And hah.. Ayame... Sounds like Ayami.. XD))
Name: female
Age: male
gender: male
eyes: female
teeth: white female pearls
((I don't know why I decided to add this one for it isn't even funny, just disgustingly retarded.))
Name: blue with yellow polka dots
color: Cupcake
age: no
eyes: has a red black ey and a blue red one
gender: mop
rival: applesauce
((According to the poster this was supposed to be a wolf rp... Wow............. Applesauce is evil though. >.>)
A casual, walking pace. Normal, if not worn-out clothes ruffling aside the wind. Hands resting lazily in his pockets, and occasionally glancing from side to side, as if he were searching for somebody within this busy section of town. Seemed like your typical 14-year-old boy. Until, of course, you caught a look at his face: An everlasting smile could be immediately noticed, his eyes reacting in a curved manner. Not exactly an unpleasant smile, mind you, but it didn't quite seem to ever dissapear. Whether the situation was joyous or grim, a grin always seemed to fall upon his face. Hell, it was even creepy at times. If you were to stare at the odd feature for long enough, you might noticed the wakizashi (A type of Japanese short sword) sheathed, semi-noticeably, at his side Which, for his age, wasn't exactly usual. A kodachi was also sheathed somewhere within his shirt, though concealed. Carrying about two weapons would obviously attract unneeded attention. So maybe the boy seemed a lil' out-of-place, and his usually calm 'n lazy demeanor didn't exactly help blend him into society much either. But hey, no questions asked, no trouble, right?
((Sorry for posting the whole thing but one thing caught my eye. "Everlasting smile" I think his character is from Walmart. XD The main focus on this is apparantly is the plagiarism from a show called Bleach.))
He could hear a vampire aura as well. He could tell if one was lieing, if they where hidding something, or anything from there voice. He knew almost everything about a person, by there voice. It was a trick, one that made his life easy. One that made hunting easy.
He shifted, pushing himself from the lamp-post. He walked forward, his hunger dripping inside him. The boys name, Nero. -done-
((Uh... huh........... Rrriiiight....))
my characters mother died due to a domestic fight with her husband and the dad died several years later on a hunting trip. buy then my character was 16 so it didn't really matter lol.
((Wow...Must be an ooc post.. But still... Wow..))
his clothes are exactly like his father's only smaller his father dosen't spend time with him, he threaten's to run away if his father continues to only train his own students and not spend any time with his own son me
((Many questionable things, first off. "son me"? Whaat? Second, why would he be wearing what his father wears when he obviously dislikes him? Stupid. XD))
Name: Stuart Pot
Age: 16
Skin: Caucasian
Accent: British
Eyes: He has two permanant black eyes due to getting in a car crash and getting slammed on a sidewalk. His irises in his eyes are blue though.
Weight: Lean
Hair: Blue. Genitic Demutation.
Personality: Nice and polite, but can be stubborn at times.
((Wow.. Just... Wow..))
As she ran through her home crying about nothingness, her belches were filled with laughing as she cryed at her laughing self. Sh ran away away.
As she jumped through the school window, kicking the teacher's notebook out of his hand. The notebook went flying and splatted on the wall like the bug it is. The 11 year old died on her desk dramaticly due to lack of sleps
((This one is so hilariously stupid. Makes me want to make a randomness roleplay like a long time ago. =3))
As he prepared for the eatings, he screamed about bubbles. he ran in circles as she beat the buble s with a hammer eating pupet. His cat yelled: "get back to work11! time is monny!1!!1! as he ate a bucket of shrimp under the banana peel of joyous bouncing. She tapped and snaped and mopped the f;oer as she at him.
((Apparantly another lovely highschool roleplay intro... XD))
((In conclusion... You have to love illiterates. People shouldn't complain about them rather appreciate their ability to make people laugh... Insultingly or not. Feel free to post other stupid posts you've seen. Unfortunately I deleted the one Jillian sent me about the wolf but maybe she'll post it when she comes back. Well Terry, here's a little something to consume your boredness for at least an hour. This took me a bit to put together since I had to go through a largely spammed board... But here ya go. ^_^))
