Those damn microwaves!!

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Yes by the year 1991, the world figured "why not make things flammable?" Like yesterday, when I went to heat up my Jumbo Jack, A big patch of the wrapper was on the plate, when I put it in. 15 seconds later, the paper ignited..
Has any one else had choas ensue due to microwave related accidents..

[B]

Actually yeah. I put in some popcorn, I followed the directions completly, next thing I know the whole micro wave was engulfed in flames.