Post by Turn 360 and walk away on Sept 20, 2009 23:38:31 GMT -5
Amadeo finished his story, and Jay did his best to put a period on the last sentence by downing his who Tullimore and banging the bottle on the table. her took his turn talking about next-to-nothing with the group, "Well, I don't have any stories quite like that one. What I do got is this one time, We were all at a rugby game, my girlfriend-at-the-time, me, and a couple guys from work, you know?
"Anyways, we were sitting there. Everyone had a beer or two. And there were the worst jokes, oh, so terrible! Tobacco spitting, lewd, crude, it was terrible! Every once in a while, even us guys got in a little something!" he was mimicking Amadeo's big gestures, "Anyhow, we decide that the game was boring. BORING. So Moss, my buddy, takes his pants off and jumps down into the field! We're laughing our asses off-- thank you miss!" Jay took a swig of newly- opened Tullimore,"and then we all do it! we're running across the field. My ex, is laughing so hard she collapses in the middle of the field.
"Moss and Roy are running, and jump right into the scrum! everyone falls just as the, uh, ball's in the air! I catch it, and I'm running! both teams are running after me, now. The Bobbies are after Moss and Roy, and my ex, she's been taken off the field by a medic, thinking something's wrong! I'm all the way at the other end of the field, and about nineteen guys the size of buildings all tackle me! The worst part is, because I wasted so much time running around, my team, which was down by one, lost! the buzzer went off!
"And i'm under all these buildings, damn near naked, and I'm laughing so hard they start laughing! I was actually offered a spot on the team!"
He took another gulp of whiskey and looked around, laughing out loud, at his teammates. "This team sure beats the hell out of that one. Anna? Oh, jeeze, Anna's blasted, boys. Drank like an Irishman! Serves you right!" He ordered another bottle and finished his second "Anna. Anna? I think we should be getting her home, Oh boy. Anyone now where she lives?"
"Anyways, we were sitting there. Everyone had a beer or two. And there were the worst jokes, oh, so terrible! Tobacco spitting, lewd, crude, it was terrible! Every once in a while, even us guys got in a little something!" he was mimicking Amadeo's big gestures, "Anyhow, we decide that the game was boring. BORING. So Moss, my buddy, takes his pants off and jumps down into the field! We're laughing our asses off-- thank you miss!" Jay took a swig of newly- opened Tullimore,"and then we all do it! we're running across the field. My ex, is laughing so hard she collapses in the middle of the field.
"Moss and Roy are running, and jump right into the scrum! everyone falls just as the, uh, ball's in the air! I catch it, and I'm running! both teams are running after me, now. The Bobbies are after Moss and Roy, and my ex, she's been taken off the field by a medic, thinking something's wrong! I'm all the way at the other end of the field, and about nineteen guys the size of buildings all tackle me! The worst part is, because I wasted so much time running around, my team, which was down by one, lost! the buzzer went off!
"And i'm under all these buildings, damn near naked, and I'm laughing so hard they start laughing! I was actually offered a spot on the team!"
He took another gulp of whiskey and looked around, laughing out loud, at his teammates. "This team sure beats the hell out of that one. Anna? Oh, jeeze, Anna's blasted, boys. Drank like an Irishman! Serves you right!" He ordered another bottle and finished his second "Anna. Anna? I think we should be getting her home, Oh boy. Anyone now where she lives?"